What Are you Afraid of?

Hey guys what are you afraid of? are you scared of dogs or have a fear of heights stuff like that well for me i have a fear of tight spaces also known as Claustrophobia.

I don't know why, but I HATE the ocean....don't know why really. Also, spiders kinda creep me out.

I'm not scared of dogs but I'm scared of your avatar.

EDIT: Bad Dogs avatar that is. Malon is hot!

Bugs
"domesticated" pit bulls
People with itchy trigger fingers
Another Bush in office
Not getting to mars

well:

1.Chinese Writing
2.Child molestors
3.Heights
4.The old lady in my neighborhood that smells like a mixture of plastic and prunes
5.5 year old Poop
6.used toilet paper
7.Things in groups of 7

well:

1.Chinese Writing
2.Child molestors
3.Heights
4.The old lady in my neighborhood that smells like a mixture of plastic and prunes
5.5 year old Poop
6.used toilet paper
7.Things in groups of 7
everything there but number 7

aaah! take it away! aaaaaaaaaaah! help its the no. 7!

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i can't think of anything i'm scared of. i guess nuns with guns will do

1. 7
2. The news

My biggest fear ever is one day waking up and finding out that this forum was just a dream!

Crazy folk with guns.

That would be pretty werid.

That won't ever happen.

Really? I'm always been comforted by them. After all, we'll need 'em to fight off the machines when the Robopocolypse comes.

Really? I'm always been comforted by them. After all, we'll need 'em to fight off the machines when the Robopocolypse comes.

I'd probably just bow down to our new robot masters.

Probably the Dark, for some reason, I feel like everything aound me can be possessed or somthing

I have an irrational fear of driving. I am unable to drive on roads I haven't traveled on before. I need someone to drive me around on that road before hand a few times.
I used to pay people (and I had a license) to bring me places because the thought of driving would send me into a full blown anxiety attack.

I also am afraid of fish. Not at the store, but I won't swim in a lake because I don't want them near me and possibly touching me.

There's more, but that all I'm willing to share right now.

I don't know if this counts, but I'm afraid of not get to deliver my homework on time. Because I've never delivered one paper and no essay too late. I've never even missed one single English sentence when I'm writing a paper.

If there's anything else, I think it would be...Nothing.

I'm not claustrophobic. However, I hate, hate, being pinned or have my movement limited (arms stuck against sides, etc). I can actually panic if I'm not careful.

i've developed a new fear. well i didn't just develope it, i realized it. Chuck Norris!!!!!

That's because Chuck Norris is beyond fear. The fact that you're aware enough to recognize that you're afraid is amazing.

I hear yesterday he killed a man so fast, he died two weeks ago...

oh i don't doubt it. i hear his spin kicks can reverse time.

That's because Chuck Norris is beyond fear. The fact that you're aware enough to recognize that you're afraid is amazing.

I hear yesterday he killed a man so fast, he died two weeks ago...

And here's me thinking that Karnov was the only man capable of doing that.

and that was you thinking wrong....

Give it up, Karnov pwns Chuck Norris.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

now i'm not gonna deny Karnov, but i think YOU really need to consider the POWer that Chuck Norris has. he could spin kick one of Karnov fireballs anyday. what i'm trying to say is don't underestimate the Chuckmeister...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a revelation to make.

Look at this picture of Anna Nicole Smith.

I have treated the previous photograph with a special filter that dispells any illusions in the target photograph (and happens to invert it's colors). Look closely!

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

What's with the devil horns above her eyebrows? and the teeth... heh

god damn that's creepy!

Fear:

Michael Eisner

Fear:

Michael Eisner

Dude, you really need to do one of those with either ALF, or HR Pufnstuf.

Well another thing i'm afraid of is getting Road Rage while i'm driving and start ramming everybody's cars off the road.

I just get beligerant and sound like a sailor. Though I think it would be fun if they made cars like "bumper" so if someone is driving too slow, you can wake them up a bit.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

I would, but thos beasts are so damn fast. And japanese spiders also jump!

409 works pretty good for that.

Aerosal Glass Cleaner ... like ZEP40 for example. works great, it foams on contact, and suffocates/weighs down the creature....

I think i tried to kill a rat once with 409 it didn't really work he just got all wet.

Thanks for the tips.

But I think I'll just call somebody to get rid of it, because they're really fast and hard to aim at with spray, which would mean you have to get very close...

Here's another one for the list of absurd things that I'm afraid of.

Excess body hair.

For example when you see a guy and he has back hair "wings". (shuddering)
Or chest hair that looks like "shag" carpeting.

This is mostly why I hate using other people's bathrooms. Hair. Nothing is more disgusting that seeing all that excess body hair that shed all over the toilet area. (And I know it isn't mine).

oh god! my sister NEVER cleans her hair out of the tub. i HATE that so much!!!! the whole drain will be covered with her damn hair. and she never pulls her hair out of the hair brush, and i see it sitting there when i'm brushing my teeth. makes me sick to my stomach.

Maybe you will laugh, but I am afraid of frogs.

Those GDMFers.

Maybe you will laugh, but I am afraid of frogs.

Those GDMFers.

I think that is the first time I have ever heard that one!?

Is it only frogs, or do toads frighten you as well?

And what is it about them that scares you??

Frogs and toads.

I'm not sure what it is, but the fear most people have of heights, snakes, spider, etc......I have for frogs.

If I'm ever swimming and see a frog in the pool, I launch out like a torpedo.

I hath them so.....

you'll love this....

back when i was 5-6 years old i lived in a hick sort of area, the kid i used to play with down the street (dirt road

Frogs are cool, especially the blue poison-dart frog.

Mine's not quite so gruesome

I used to have one of those kiddy pools that had a like a 2ft radius. I collected frogs/salamanders/small snakes/any little creature I could catch and put them all in there for my "collection"

Then one day I found a decent sized turtle and thought I would add him to my "collection". Well turns out, turtles are carnovors. I saw him eat a toad and thought it was the coolest!! Within a week or so he had my "collection" cleaned out.

I started feeding it regularly and by the end of the summer my kiddy pool became a rotten bloody pool. It stunk sOOOO bad. My mom never saw it until the end of the summer..... ohhh yeah she was P O'd.

I've got bad toad story.
I used to love to get those cute, baby toads and keep them in my metal bank (with water in the bottom).
One day I left it in the direct sun with the lid on.
I'm sure you can guess what happened.

So every time I see a toad I feel guilty.

I remember I used to catch salamanders in those little plastic bug containers and the same happened to me. I checked him the next day and he was crispy .