Okay, here's the story. There's this crappy program for MacOS 9.x called "Vocal Writer" which allows you to sequence vocal tracks with midis, effectively making your computer "sing". I discovered it several years ago when my primary computer was my 300mhz blueberry iBook, but that computer crapped out on me over 4 years ago.
Well, a friend recently gave me an old
POWerbook, and I swapped the hard drives out so I could salvage everything off my busted iBook. On it, I found a bunch of Vocal Writer tracks I had done, including a couple video game related ones. I decided I'd post the video game related ones here, along with the lyrics:
*These are all relatively small MP3s, so even the dialup guys can enjoy.
Altered Beast, it's Altered Beast Ya-hey
It's Altered Beast, it's Altered Beast, ALTERED BEAST
Rise from your grave and rescue my daughter!
Welcome to your doom, don't think you can escape
You have no chance of beating me in your human form
You will have to punch and kick monsters, PUNCH AND KICK, YEAH!
Headless zombies and white wolves will make you their lunch
Where can you run, oh baby
Where can you hide, oh baby
What can you do, oh baby
Where are my shoes, yeah honey
The tides of darkness never recess in this world of hatred
All the beasts here are altered
All the chicks here are undead
All the
POWerups hidden
Inside white wolves that are dead
Don't go messin' with the main boss until you have all of them
You are mankinds only hope and
You are daughter's only help but
Don't you let the old man down cuz
He was the one that gave you life
So you should be very thankful
Show your gratitude by saving
His daughter and then killing
As many monsters as possible!
All the beasts here are altered
All the chicks here are undead
All the
POWerups hidden
Inside white wolves that are dead
Don't go messin' with the main boss until you have all of them
It's Altered Beast, it's Altered Beast, Altered Beast
How far will one old man go for his daughter?
Try resurrecting dead guys
It's not as easy as it looks
But desperate times call for desperate measures
*Fading out*
Where did they go? I thought they were gonna save my kid...
Final Fantasy, Fantasy 3
Final Fantasy Overworld Theme
It was made by Square for Nintendo
They don't like any mo'
Square's last vidjey game
For Nintendo
Was an RPG
With Mari-o
And then Sony came
On one sad day
And they took
Square away
Nintendo was sad
Because Sony
Took 'way all they had
Square means money
'Tendo seeks revenge
With the Gamecube
Now they are
Serious dudes
Doo doo doooo doo doo, etc
A Boy and His Blob
A Boy and His Blob
A Boy and His Blob
Give him magic je-eh-elly beans
He eats them and...
Then he transforms into things
Like a hole or a big spring
This blob is from another planet
Just trying to get back oh back oh back oh back oh back oh
He found this boy that would help him with jelly beans
Jelly beans oh jelly beans
Doo doo doo doo, etc
Think. Whatcha gonna do?
You, you and player two
You're gonna have to choose
Which one of you is blue
You take the spread shot
I'll take the laser beam
Body or head shots
We make a great team!
UpupdowndownleftrightleftrightBAStartgivesyouthirtylives
You, you and your friend who's player two
Runnin' and gunnin'
They'll never see it comin!
That's my mantra: Feelin' bad? Try some
Contra!
I got a gun, you got a gun, let's go
I got a gun, you got a gun, let's go
I got a gun, you got a gun, let's go
In the jungles of South America
Let's have some fun, shoot up some alien scum
Just you and me and a couple machine guns
Makin a mess on fuckin' NES
We're STILL impressed, who woulda' guessed?
You got your alien bugs, you got your terrorist thugs
You better start shedding blood but first you got to
Think. Whatcha gonna do?
You, you and player two
You're gonna have to choose
Which one of you is blue