Excitebike NES Review - World's Best Dog Toy

by Steven on Sunday, January 19, 2003
Wow! It has a track editor! What can you do on it? You can make a few jumps and hear the same damn NEEE NEEE sound over and over again. Wow! Six levels!
This one's blue and has a big angled jump in it! That must make it a classic.

Horrible sounds, horrible gameplay, and a replay value worse than Rocketman for SNES.

I would invite everyone who owns this game to lubricate it, and insert it into their anal cavity, where it belongs.

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