Donkey Kong NES Review - What a revolutionary game!

by j.l.f. on Friday, June 7, 2002
Only on Nintendo! This game packs so much heat, you'll blast an ulcer out your ass just trying to get past that wiley ape(the true hero in our story.) Yet unlike many other thumb blistering games, this one has a antripolary side kick named Moronio, which will keep you busting a gut out loud and rolling on the floor. Do the Donkey Kong and get yourself some too. I'd kill for that blonde on level4, she's HOT!

-j.l.f.
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