Contra NES Review - You Cant Toppit

by Phuck Phace on Thursday, November 6, 2003
This is the Godfather of all video games on any system anywhere if a stoner like me can still remember the thirty man code from a game that is almost twenty years old, you know its goota be a classic anyone who does not like this game also hates crippled kids

-Phuck Phace
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