The Cobra Commander Game!

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I've got an idea for a new game. It's pretty simple.

You're an evil genius. Make a plot to conquer the world, and tell us about it, step-by-step. Then, tell us what goes wrong with it. As we all know, the villain never wins.

The wierder, the better.

I'll go first.

STAGE 1: is built.

STAGE 2: Outfit .

STAGE 3: Threaten . Cause mayhem, earthquakes, flooding, bring on new ice age, etc.

STAGE 4: inflitrates base.

STAGE 5: .

STAGE 6: Utter failure. Escape in helicopter.

thats a pretty good idea, but ill sit this one out my first time Around.