How Stella DIDN'T get her goove on.

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Funny, how the heck DIDN'T she know?!?

How would she know if he never told her?

It's not like all gay people have a rainbow shaped tattoo on their left ass cheek or anything. He deceived her and all he had to do to pull it off was refrain from having sex with another man while she watched. Not hard to do.

Poor girl.

If he is truely gay do you honestly believe he enjoyed having "relations" with her? I think that would be a number one dead giveaway. Maybe it's just me, but at least I could tell wether or not the people I had sex with were enjoying themselves.
Gay guys like to have sex with women, that is why they are gay and no bisexual.

Now she can just write a new book called "How Stella got her groove back again after kicking a lying bastard to the curb".

And for the record I thought it was funny because she wrote this "all inspirational" book and it was all based on a lie, on top of the fact this guy thinks he deserves spousal support and a hefty divorce settlement I'm sure.

If heterosexual men can perform in gay porno movies and make it look like they like are enjoying it, for the money, I'm sure a gay man can pretend to enjoy sex with a woman in order to get U.S. citizenship.

And straight men acting in gay porno movies are more common than you probably think, according to Discovery Channel, anyway.

I agree with you about the book. She probably went public with this herself in order to gather attention for a new book she'll eventually write. I'm pretty sure she is off the celebrity radar and no-one would ever have known or cared if she got divorced.

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I love irony.

It could have been worse...

He could have turned out to secretly be a "woman".
I've heard stories of that happening with married couples (believe it or not).

Yeah, I saw this one deal on a talk show a while back where a woman fooled this chick into thinking she was a guy by strapping her chest flat with some sorta wrappings, and using a stuffed sock...yep, a freakin' stuffed sock....in place of the male sex organ. Now ladies..you tell me...is it really that hard (excuse the pun) to tell the difference between a sock and a penis...barring the guy being 105 years old or something? lol

If I ever get so old mine resembles a stuffed sock...I hope someone tosses me a shovel cause I'm gonna bury myself right there.


I think the only way these moronic women don't figure it out is one of three things.

1. The lights are ALWAYS OFF
2. They don't give head.
3. Never seen a penis before.

And considering the second one should be a crime to not do (anyone ever hear of quid pro quo?) in the end those losers deserve the embarressment of everyone knowing they were totally punked.


With all do respect, a stuffed sock is quite "impressive".

ummmm...size wise yeah. But she was stuffing it with other socks and ummmm....I imagine it might have appeared a bit lumpy and listless,lol.