Contra NES Review - A Truly Classic Game

by Uber newb on Thursday, April 21, 2005
Eddie, you're an imbecile. Of course Super Contra is better. It was the SEQUEL, and was made for a more advanced console.
And Contra, you're a pansy. You named your identity after this game, but you're bitching about one hit kills? It's a TWITCH GAME. Queer.
Neither of you are allowed to talk anymore.

-Uber newb
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